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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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