ShedLifeMIL_NOPE | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Social Distancing Craft

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so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

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Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Novidium

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Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in: -Balance leaderboard, for money -Island leaderboard, for island level

Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Astopia

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Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Animals Bred:	153	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

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I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

24GB memory, Bananas, classic, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Flavored, Freshly wiped, Google Doc, help-chat, java, Kingdom, Mature, MONKEY, paper minecraft server, quality of life additions, review, seeing you, Server, server-application channel, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelist

ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
Are mods or cheats allowed?	No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7619
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

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LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Row Survival

Minecraft Survival Semi-Vanilla Active Players Suggestions Mature Fun Vanilla Adventure PVP Economy Creative Skyblock Minigames Roleplay Factions Modded Community Whitelist Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

+ – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Skyrise

24/7, admin abuse, Community, Cross-Play, custom structures, Explore, Fight, Game, join us, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, p2w, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyrise, State of the art hardware, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla

Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

Join us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2 months
Version	1.21.1
Mods	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is whitelisted.
What is the average age range of players on the server?	The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages.
Are new players welcome?	Yes, new players are welcome and the server is friendly to them.
What kind of events are organized on the server?	We organize fun events for the dedicated player base.
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that lets you live out all your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can build, explore, and even find love with cute little villagers. That’s right, our server is filled with adorable NPCs that are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and see where your Minecraft love story takes you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4324
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the realm of Minecraftia?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your own creativity – and maybe the occasional potato uprising.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP

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Are you a master at Minecraft parkour? Do you have the skills of a ninja when it comes to PvP battles? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends and forming alliances? Whatever your talent may be, we want YOU to join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were so good at building that they created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Talk about a game-changer!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have weekly events like “Tame the Dragon” where players can compete to see who can ride a dragon the longest without getting roasted. It’s a real hoot, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then look no further. Join us and let your Minecraft skills shine!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	49
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Emeralds Found:	6324
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14