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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Animals Bred: 118
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY