SheamusCraft Minecraft Server

athlete, Celtic Warrior, Champion, Defeat, Entertainment, Fighting, irish, Kingdom, Minecraft, people, POWERHOUSE, PROFESSIONAL, Ring, Rivalry, Server, SheamusCraft, sports, Superstar, Victory, wrestler, wrestling, wwe, y’see Sheamus

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
New Chunks Explored:	159806	Emeralds Found:	9587
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where only the most elite players are allowed to enter! Picture this: a kingdom ruled by a majestic llama named Sheamus who only allows the most skilled and hilarious players to join his ranks.

But beware, if you’re not up to snuff, Sheamus will personally kick you out of his kingdom with a swift llama kick to the behind. Only the bravest and funniest players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

Join now for a chance to prove your worth to Sheamus and maybe, just maybe, you’ll earn a spot in his exclusive llama squad. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Are you ready to take on the challenge and become a part of Sheamus’s legendary kingdom?

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	140
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	64	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Votes:	2052	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Animals Bred:	143
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	947814
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8084	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Votes:	6405
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Runes Activated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Crops Grown:	3546

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Secret Passages Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8236

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	5138	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	1881	Dragon Eggs Found:	7096
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Mines Excavated:	3049
New Chunks Explored:	56918	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!