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InLawCraft: Foodie Edition

burger, Controlling, delivery services, Edition, Fast, Food, foodie, Frustration, ground beef, Hunger, Hungry, in-laws, inconsiderate, InLawCraft, light eating, low-waste lifestyle, Ordering, overreacting, packaging, parmigiano, Pineapple, satiating, Soup

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Votes:	2356	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your hunger needs? Look no further! Our server is all about satisfying your cravings for adventure and fun. Just like this player’s partner, we may not always understand your hunger for excitement, but we will always provide you with the best virtual meals to keep you satisfied.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while munching on virtual burgers. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of a hearty meal, even if it’s just in pixel form. Plus, we promise not to judge you for wanting something more than just a piece of parmigiano or pineapple.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey. Who knows, you might even find a virtual feast waiting for you at the end of a long mining session. Just remember, on our server, hunger is always the key to a good time!

WorldUniter Minecraft SMP

absolute power, authoritarian rule, dictator, first orders, global authority, global command, global control, global decree, global governance, global harmony, global supremacy, global unity, international law, Minecraft, smp, supreme ruler, united nations, world domination, world law, world leader, World Order, world peace, WorldUniter

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers and zombies. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So come join us and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of snacks, because things are about to get wild. Let’s goooooo!

Blocktopia: “Keep calm and mine on!”

blocktopia, Calm, deep, favorite quotes, Impactful, inspiration, Introspective, life lessons, Meaningful, memorable, memorable quotes, motivational, personal growth, philosophy, Quote, quotes that inspire, quotes that make you think, quotes that resonate, Reflection, Thought-provoking, wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1566
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of exploding creepers. Join us for an unforgettable experience filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bananas as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

NasrallahsWarRoom Minecraft Server

aide, Assassination, Conflict, death, extremist, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, intelligence, investigation, Killed, leader, lebanese, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Nasrallah, NasrallahsWarRoom, operations room, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, War

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4977	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

omg u guys gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz like, hezbollah leader nasrallah was totally killed in our war ops room! like, we were just mining for diamonds and suddenly this dude shows up and we had to take him out, it was crazy! join now for the most intense and unexpected gameplay ever, you never know who you might run into next! #minecraftmadness #nasrallahnonsense

MenorahMayhemCraft

anti-semitism, Chile, Chilean government, controversy, cultural intolerance, discrimination, hanukkiah, hate crime, Jewish community, Menorah, menorah controversy, menorah lighting, menorah vandalism, MenorahMayhemCraft, Politics, protest, religious freedom, religious persecution, religious symbols, Vandalism

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Animals Bred:	41	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7958	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchantments Applied:	127

so, like, u know when u just tryna light ur menorah for hanukkah and then some chilean politicians come in and call it a symbol of death? like, what even is that, right? but don’t worry, on our server, u can light ur hanukkiah in peace without any crazy politicians trying to ruin ur vibe. plus, we have the most epic hanukkah decorations u have ever seen, like giant dreidels and menorahs made out of diamonds. join now for a lit hanukkah experience like no other!

NoSleep NoBurnout Server

balance, Burnout, ENERGY, exhaustion, FATIGUE, habits, health, Lifestyle, mental health, NoBurnout, nosleep, Optional, productivity, Relaxation, REST, Routines, self-care, Server, Sleep, stress, wellness, work-life balance, world

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	93	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

join dis epic server where sleep is banned and u can mine and craft all day and night without ever getting tired! we got creepers who tell jokes, skeletons who breakdance, and zombies who do the macarena! our diamond pickaxes are made of pure gold and our pigs can fly! come join us and experience the wildest, most sleep-deprived adventure of ur life! who needs sleep when u can have unlimited fun in our crazy minecraft world? come join us now and never worry about sleep again!

OpinionCraft – 9AM Testosterone Boost

12:00 PM, 3:00 PM, 9:00 AM, 9am, age differences, Behavior, Beliefs, Boost, correlation, hormone levels, Masculinity, Men, older participants, OpinionCraft, political beliefs, political opinions, Psychology, research, study, TESTOSTERONE, testosterone levels, Testosterone spikes, Younger Men

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Potions Brewed:	96
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	467	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the testosterone spikes are off the charts, making your political opinions stronger than ever before! at 9:00 AM, you’ll be feeling like a political genius, ready to conquer the virtual world with your powerful hormones. we’ve got younger men with testosterone levels through the roof, ready to dominate the older players with their sheer hormonal strength. join now and experience the craziest testosterone-fueled minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

SangriaCraft

+18, 1.21.4, Biweekly Event, creative projects, Discord, Events, friendly community, Gaming, Minecraft enthusiasts, Network, New Event, Positive Environment, pub trivia, Rewards, SangriaCraft, Semi Vanilla, server map, simple voice chat, smp, tropical adventure

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Server Name:	SangriaCraft
Server Map:	View Map
Host:	Itsatrapp01

Overview:

SangriaCraft is a Minecraft server dedicated to creating a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players. With a focus on community, transparency, and fun events, players can come together to build, explore, and enjoy the game without dealing with toxic players or griefers.

FAQ:

Who We Are:

At SangriaCraft, our mission is to provide a friendly and welcoming community for Minecraft players to enjoy the game together. We aim to create a space free from hackers and griefers, where players can connect, build, and have fun without restrictions.

World Reset:

The world was reset on 10/26 to start a new chapter on the server. Changes include encouraging players to team up, build closer to spawn, and have more interactions as a community. Shops will now be set up within player bases or group areas to promote interaction and connection among players.

Community Focus & Transparency:

Transparency and community input are priorities at SangriaCraft. Financial information is openly shared, and changes are put to a poll with an 80% approval requirement. Events, competitions, and collaborative projects are regularly held to foster friendships and creativity within the community.

Whitelist Application:

To join the SangriaCraft server, players must fill out a whitelist application on the Discord server. Details about plugins and data packs used on the server can be found in the #Applications channel. Join the Discord server HERE to apply and start your tropical adventure on SangriaCraft!

Sacred Realm Craft 1.20

AVOWED, Character Sheet, Craft, Diversity, FANTASY, game development, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hidden Features, inclusion, LGBTQ, non-binary, Pronouns, Realm, representation, role playing, RPG, Sacred, starfield, Veilguard, video games

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

OMG, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, like, right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party with exploding cookies and dancing llamas!

Imagine a world where you can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a flying pig to battle evil zombies with a diamond sword!

And the best part? You can be non-binary, just like that Avowed game tried to hide their pronouns feature! Embrace your inner unicorn and join us on this wild adventure! It’s gonna be epic, trust me!

ExMILsGoneWild Minecraft Server

bitter divorce, bitter exes, bitter relationship, Boundaries, Communication, difficult relationships, Divorce, Ex-MIL, ExMILsGoneWild, family drama, Funeral, Harassment, legal threats, Liar, Minecraft, Mother, mutual friend, nasty words, Respect, rocky past, Server, STALKING, Trust

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2497
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about crazy family dynamics!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door – we promise no fake texts, legal threats, or late-night stalking here! Plus, we won’t spill the beans about any family secrets, even if a nosy mutual friend tries to ruin the fun.

So come on over and join our server for a drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

HubbyChunkz – AITA Minecraft Server

aita, AITAH, Boundaries, Circumstances, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Effort, Feed, Food, holidays, HubbyChunkz, husband, INSULTED, Justified, leftovers, Marriage, mean, Minecraft, nachos, overweight, response, self-care, Server, unappreciated

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Votes:	1383	Ores Mined:	3882
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor soul? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about being told you don’t feed someone ever again. Our community is full of supportive players who will always appreciate your efforts, even if it’s just building a dirt house.

Plus, we have nachos. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about finishing off leftovers, come join us for a virtual nacho feast like no other. Your in-game character will never go hungry again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. Can you decipher their messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us today!

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Emeralds Found:	4648	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Animals Bred:	110	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magic Items Found:	1652

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	408312	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Players:	105/300	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	4357
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8