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Secret Agents United 1.20

#announcement, agents, Anime, bros, cute, discussion, Fall, Fan art, Manga, Pics, post, rewatch, Screenshots, season 3, secret, Sexy, spoilers, spy x family, United, yor

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ores Mined:	9097	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3953	Void Gems Collected:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Henlo frens! Are you a fan of SxF and want to talk about it with other cool peeps? Join our Minecraft server for some epic discussions and sharing of screenshots! We’re getting hyped for season 3 and want to relive all the best moments together. Plus, we have a strict no manga spoilers policy, so you can feel safe chatting with us. Yor is so hot, am I right bros? Join now for a wild ride!

EternalLifeMC SMP

aging, aging effects, aging process, EternalLifeMC, extended life, future planning, health and wellness, hypothetical scenarios, life choices, life expectancy, life extension, life goals, lifestyle changes, living longer, Longevity, longevity benefits, longevity research, personal development, self improvement, smp, Time management, time perception

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Potions Brewed:	49
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, we have this crazy mod that makes you live twice as long and age half as fast! Like, you’ll be a Minecraft immortal or something, it’s nuts!

Imagine all the shenanigans you could get into with all that extra time! You could build the biggest, most epic base ever and still have time to prank your friends like a million times. And since you age half as fast, you’ll still look like a fresh-faced Minecraft noob even after playing for years.

Plus, we have this totally bonkers storyline where the evil Ender Dragon teams up with a pack of zombie pigmen to take over the server, and it’s up to us players to stop them with our epic building skills and sick PvP moves. It’s like a Minecraft soap opera, but with more explosions and less drama.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see just how long you can survive in this crazy, age-defying world! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros.

RegretCraft: Oops Edition

acceptance, biggest regret, Decision making, Edition, finding closure, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, Oops, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self reflection, wish I could change

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to regret anything ever again! Our server is like a magical land where all your dreams come true and your biggest regret is not joining sooner. Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this epic adventure! Join now and say goodbye to regrets forever!

CraftyIranEnergyCrisis

CraftyIranEnergyCrisis, economic impact, Economy, electricity, energy crisis, Energy Sector, gas, global supply chain, government response, HALTED, industrial capacity, Infrastructure, iran, Manufacturing, MIDDLE EAST, Oil, power outage, production, renewable energy, sanctions, Shortage

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3168	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much energy, we make Iran jealous! our industrial capacity is off the charts, we have so many factories pumping out diamonds and emeralds, you won’t know what to do with them all!

we have so much power, we make the sun look like a nightlight! join us and experience the thrill of never-ending energy, where the only crisis is how many diamonds you can carry in your inventory!

don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of our energy-packed world, where the only thing stopping you from building the biggest, baddest creations is your own imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let the power flow through you!

One Time Zone Only

global time zone, international time, one time zone, single time zone, standard time zone, Time, time differences, Time management, time synchronization, time zone, time zone consistency, time zone debate, time zone efficiency, time zone policy, time zone regulation, time zone uniformity, time zone unity, time zones worldwide, timekeeping, universal time zone, World Time, Zone

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

u gotta join dis server cuz it’s da only place where time zones don’t exist. u can be playin at 3am and ur friend in Australia can be playin at 3pm and it’s all good cuz there only needs to be 1 time zone. it’s like magic or somethin. join us and experience the wonders of time zone free Minecraft. also, we have flying pigs and talking chickens. no joke. come see for yourself.

What is the IP for Fudgy Minecraft Server?

Best virtual reality games, cat, cat game, Cats, dog, dynamite, escaping the house, Fudgy, full, full release, funny, GRANDPA, granny, i am cat, i am cat game, i am cat gameplay, i am cat meta quest, i am cat quest 3, i am cat quest gameplay, i am cat vr, i am cat vr full game, i am cat vr funny moments, i am cat vr game, i am cat vr gameplay, i am cat vr part 1, i am cat vr secrets, Minecraft, new, quest 3, quest 3 games, secret room, Server, update, virtual reality, vr, vr cat game, vr cat simulator

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Fudgy is a popular Twitch streamer known for his entertaining and energetic gameplay. With a focus on competitive gaming in titles such as Fortnite and Call of Duty, Fudgy has built a dedicated fan base that tunes in regularly to watch his streams. Known for his skilled gameplay and engaging personality, Fudgy continues to grow his channel and connect with fans through his passion for gaming.

BreakCraft

Bedwars, BreakCraft, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Redstone, Resources, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to BreakCraft!
Experience a fun, family-friendly Minecraft survival server created especially for the winter break! This temporary server is perfect for players of all ages, offering a mix of classic survival gameplay and unique challenges. With enough interest, it could become a permanent, player-driven server, shaped by the community!

Key Features:
Family-Friendly Environment: A safe and welcoming space for players of all ages to enjoy. Hardcore Survival Twist: Players start with 3 lives, with a 1-hour ban after losing all lives—challenge yourself! Exciting Plugins: AuraSkills: Level up unique skills to enhance gameplay. BlueMap: Explore a live map of the world right from your browser. VeinMiner: Easily mine entire ore veins. MobsToEggs: Capture mobs with eggs for creative farming or zoos. GriefPrevention: Protect your builds in this community-oriented server. Plus, QuickSort, Sleeper, CraftableInvFrames, and more for enhanced gameplay! Community-Driven Future: If there’s enough interest, the server will become permanent. Players will help shape its future by suggesting plugins and voting on features. Unofficial Sponsorship: This server is supported by Tech Unlimited Group, owned by the server’s creator.

Key Features:

Family-Friendly Environment: A safe and welcoming space for players of all ages to enjoy.
Hardcore Survival Twist: Players start with 3 lives, with a 1-hour ban after losing all lives—challenge yourself!
Exciting Plugins:
- AuraSkills: Level up unique skills to enhance gameplay.
- BlueMap: Explore a live map of the world right from your browser.
- VeinMiner: Easily mine entire ore veins.
- MobsToEggs: Capture mobs with eggs for creative farming or zoos.
- GriefPrevention: Protect your builds in this community-oriented server.
- Plus, QuickSort, Sleeper, CraftableInvFrames, and more for enhanced gameplay!
Community-Driven Future:
- If there’s enough interest, the server will become permanent.
- Players will help shape its future by suggesting plugins and voting on features.
Unofficial Sponsorship: This server is supported by Tech Unlimited Group, owned by the server’s creator.

Server Address:
breakcraft.techunlimitedgroup.com No whitelist—just hop in and start your winter adventure!

Join Today!
Come for the winter break fun, and help build a permanent, player-driven community. Who knows? Your ideas could shape the future of BreakCraft!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is BreakCraft suitable for players of all ages?	Yes, BreakCraft is a family-friendly environment that welcomes players of all ages.
What happens if I lose all three lives in Hardcore Survival?	If you lose all three lives in Hardcore Survival, you will be banned for 1 hour before being able to respawn.
Can I suggest plugins or vote on features for the server’s future?	Yes, if there is enough interest, players will have the opportunity to suggest plugins and vote on features to help shape the server’s future.
Who sponsors BreakCraft?	BreakCraft is unofficially sponsored by Tech Unlimited Group, owned by the server’s creator.

Frosty Trails 1.20.1

1.20.1, 45 degrees Fahrenheit, 7.2 degrees Celsius, catch a cold, chicken-shit, cold weather, fortune, frosty, hoodie and shorts, HOODIES, Logic, logic of wearing hoodies, outlook good, Recommend, Running, running in cold weather, running in shorts, short-sleeves, shorts, Trails, Understanding, weather

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Ores Mined:	2903
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Come join our Minecraft server where we run around in short sleeves and shorts in the snow because why not? We wear hoodies with shorts to confuse the weather gods and it totally works. 9/10 doctors recommend joining our server for the ultimate cold weather experience. Don’t worry about catching a cold, our server has magical powers to keep you healthy. Your fortune on our server is always good, just like our sense of fashion. Join now for a wild ride!

CraftyListenMinecraft SMP

CraftyListenMinecraft, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic builds ever. I’m talking a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more. We have the craziest events, like a weekly dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite mob. I once saw a dude dressed as a creeper doing the Macarena, it was wild.

And the people on this server? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft. We got builders who can make a castle in five minutes flat, redstone geniuses who can create a working computer in-game, and PVP masters who will wreck you in a duel.

So, if you wanna join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?), then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun or something.

CraftyChoresMC

Accomplishments.., CraftyChoresMC, daily routine, daily tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, motivation, organization, Prioritization, productivity, productivity hacks, productivity strategies, productivity tips, self-discipline, success, task completion, Time management, time tracking, to-do list, work load, work productivity

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of productivity! Join us and you’ll be tasked with completing outrageous challenges like herding a pack of wild pigs through a maze or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of talking chickens who will give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you manage to collect them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly.

So, if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and have a ton of fun in the process, join our server today! Who knew being productive could be this ridiculous and entertaining?

Baltic Cable Chaos: Minecraft Edition

acts of sabotage, ALERT, Baltic, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, cable, Chaos, Damage, Defense, Edition, Estonia, finland, gas pipelines, incidents, Military, Minecraft, nato, patrols, power cable, Region, Russian, sabotage, SECURITY, Tension, undersea cables

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Have you heard about the craziest server in town? Let me tell you, this server is so lit that even NATO is getting involved! Yeah, you heard me right, NATO is stepping up patrols in the Baltic Sea because of some power cable damage. But you know what’s even more wild? This server is the reason behind it all!

We got players from Finland and Estonia causing chaos left and right, messing with undersea cables and gas pipelines like it’s nobody’s business. Some say it’s the Russians, but we all know the real culprit – it’s our crazy Minecraft community! We’re causing so much mayhem that even world powers are taking notice.

So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft server out there, join us now! Help us wreak havoc on the Baltic Sea and beyond. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of NATO while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some epic Minecraft madness!

No Lava Llamas Here

Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, Galactic Research, geology, Global Magma Ocean, io, Io’s Interior, Io’s Surface, Jupiter’s moon, lava, Llamas, Magma Dynamics, Moon exploration, planetary evolution, planetary formation, planetary science, scientific discoveries, solar system, space exploration, Space missions, volcanism

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crops Grown:	8972
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	551
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

u kno wat does hav a global magma oshun? dis epic minecraft server! come join us for sum hot lava fun! we got volcanoes erupting every hour on da hour, u can ride a lava wave like a pro surfer dude.

we also hav a secret underground city made entirely of obsidian, where u can battle mobs in a high stakes game of hide n seek. but watch out for da lava traps, dey will getcha every time!

if u r lucky, u might even stumble upon da legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, said to hav da power to mine an entire mountain in one swing. but be careful, cuz da pickaxe is cursed and will turn u into a lava monster if u use it too much.

so come join us on dis insane minecraft server, where da only thing hotter than da lava is da action!

Regnum Bellum

balanced gameplay, bedrock, Bellum, Claims, Community, Competitions, Custom Gear, DEVELOPING, Discord, discrimination, Enchants, exploits, guild, HACKING, java, Map, Nostalgia, Playershops, Plugins, Ranks, Regnum, smp, Welcoming

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

⚔️ Regnum Bellum ⚔️
Server IP: regnumbellum.factions.ws \| Bedrock Port: 26920

Server Overview
Regnum Bellum is an SMP Java/Bedrock server created based on nostalgia for the original Minecraft factions. It offers a fresh map and community for players to join, begin adventures, and form their factions. The server focuses on community and balanced gameplay.

📖 Rules
Regnum Bellum is a developing and welcoming community. Discrimination, hacking, and exploits are not allowed. Violations will result in a permanent IP ban.

🔗 Links
💬 Discord
🌎 Dynmap

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server IP for Regnum Bellum?

The server IP is regnumbellum.factions.ws and the Bedrock port is 26920.

2. What type of server is Regnum Bellum?

Regnum Bellum is an SMP Java/Bedrock server inspired by the original Minecraft factions server.

3. Are there any rules in place on the server?

Yes, Regnum Bellum has rules against discrimination, hacking, and exploits. Violations can result in a permanent IP ban.

4. Are there any plugins used on the server?

Yes, Regnum Bellum uses plugins like Automatic Rankup System, Factions, Grief Prevention, Dynmap, Playershops, Competitions, and Custom Gear to enhance gameplay.

5. How can players earn ranks on Regnum Bellum?

Players can earn ranks by accumulating playtime and XP levels. Ranks range from Artisan to Baron and offer various rewards and privileges.

6. Is there a way to protect land on the server?

Yes, players can use the Grief Prevention plugin to claim land and prevent griefing. Additionally, SimpleClans plugin allows players to give guild members access to their claims.

7. Are there competitions hosted on Regnum Bellum?

Yes, Regnum Bellum hosts monthly competitions for all factions to participate in. These competitions range from PVP battles to horse racing and offer rewards for winning factions.

8. Can players set up their own shops on the server?

After reaching the Squire rank, players can access personalized player shops to sell materials and items to other players.

9. Is there a custom gear system on Regnum Bellum?

Yes, the server offers a custom set of gear for players who have achieved everything in Minecraft. This gear can be purchased for a price and provides additional hearts for the wearer.

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.4

1.20.4, 206109715, ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, controversial topic, digital communication, forum thread, internet culture, internet forum, internet privacy, Isles, mystic, offensive language, online anonymity, online behavior, Online Community, online discussion, online identity, online post, privacy concerns, Server, Shit, social media, User-generated content

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First off, the community is lit AF. You’ll be making friends faster than a creeper blows up your house. Plus, the mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

And don’t even get me started on the builds! We’ve got castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and roller coasters faster than a speeding minecart.

But wait, there’s more! We have events crazier than a chicken jockey riding a spider. From PvP tournaments to build competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

SoundNoobMinecraftSMP

auditory, Beginner, discovery, Experience, Explore, first time, introduction, Listen, Music, music discovery, new, OVERWHELMING, Recommendation, Sensation, sensation of sound, Sensory, sensory overload, song, Sound, sound exploration, SoundNoobMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with dancing villagers. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who can do the floss dance like a pro.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance-off in the Nether. And whoever wins gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the lava pit filled with dancing skeletons, they’re pretty competitive.

Players:	102/300	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Star Shards Collected:	235	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2