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Suisei’s Normie Capture Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! We’ve got a new Suisei collab coming up that is guaranteed to capture the normie market and bring a whole new level of chaos to the game.Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you questioning reality and wondering if you’ve entered a parallel universe.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and establish themselves as the ruling class. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!
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HunkCraft SMP – TV Edition
Are you tired of boring, regular SMPs filled with just a bunch of hunks from /tv/? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! So why waste your time with those boring hunks when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the madness begin! -
PandorasBlocks
Pandora’s Blocks is a Greek mythology themed network focused on the game modes Survival, Kit PVP, Prison and more. We aim to bring a uniquely enhanced Minecraft experience to all users, and to build a supportive community!
play.pandorasblocks.net
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Obey Jews Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being outsmarted by Trump when it comes to following the orders of the Illuminati? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community where even the craziest conspiracy theories come to life! Build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the lizard people, battle against NPCs controlled by the deep state, and uncover the truth behind chemtrails and mind control. Join us now and show /pol/ that you can be just as obedient to the powers that be! -
Saki’s SMP Adventures
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate the birthday of the best legs in anime history! That’s right, we have a whole day dedicated to worshipping those perfectly sculpted anime legs. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves? That’s right, you’ll never see a more impressive llama-built castle in your life. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with anime legs, llama architects, and so much more!