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Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

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Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Top 10 Minecraft SMP Countries in the Western Hemisphere

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SwipeRun server Minecraft

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Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058

Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pillow Myth Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a world where human beings are invincible against pillows! That’s right, you can try to smother someone with a pillow all you want, but they will never die. It’s like a never-ending pillow fight that you can’t lose!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.

Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Le Hobby Vtubing Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t find any Vtubers…because they all left to join Niji! But don’t worry, we have something even better – our players are actually secret agents in disguise! Join us for epic missions, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to save the world from a zombie apocalypse (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat)! So come on, join us and become a part of the most top-secret, action-packed SMP out there!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by women for being a normie? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all Aspie nerds with open arms!

Join us as we celebrate the downfall of normie guys who used to bully us, and watch as they spiral into despair over their lack of female attention.

We’ve single-handedly ruined women’s dating preferences, leaving normies and Aspies alike without a chance for love. But hey, who needs women when you have a thriving community of anime and Pokémon meme enthusiasts?

So come on, embrace your inner Aspie and join our server today! Who needs normies when you can have a blast with us?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	8034	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2