ShaveOrNoKissMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	5030
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with stinky beards in your life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where all beards smell like roses and lavender, thanks to our magical beard-cleansing potions.

Imagine a land where you never have to question if your partner stepped in dog poop or if it’s just their beard. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to enjoy a fresh-smelling facial hair experience.

We even have special spa nights where you can pamper your pixelated beard to perfection. And if your partner’s beard is still causing a stink, don’t worry – we offer virtual couples counseling sessions to help resolve any beard-related disputes.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition!

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	141	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	223
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	116
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1819
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	979	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	859250

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Animals Bred:	179	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	2175

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Villages Defended:	17

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!