Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where shaving your balls is optional? Well, look no further because on our server, you MUST shave your balls before joining Amelia Watson’s epic farewell party! Why, you ask? Because only the smoothest of players are allowed to attend and trust us, you don’t want to be the one with hairy balls in a room full of smoothies. Plus, rumor has it that if you show up with a freshly shaved pair, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while battling zombie chickens. So what are you waiting for? Grab your razor and join us for the ball-shaving adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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