Shashasha Mena Embarrassment Minecraft Server

#9XFrdlY3D_csoU6Q, #nBJx1AFgtS4, #stigmata, #youtube, arabic, art, Book, culture, Edition, EMBARRASSMENT, inspiration, Literature, MENA, middleeast, Minecraft, Music, Performance, reading, Server, Shashasha, Video, Visuals, إحراج, شأشأ

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Farms Harvested:	144	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ores Mined:	1206
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Farms Harvested:	257
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Void Armor Forged:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Votes:	6612
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Zombie Dances:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	143830
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Potions Brewed:	194	Towns Built:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1343	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Holy Grails Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Potions Brewed:	82
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	224	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1741
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?