Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Villages Defended: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Runes Activated: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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