Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
New Chunks Explored: 727895 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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