| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 625 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6688 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Feature | Description |
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| Create Your Own Nation | Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks. |
| McMMO Skills | Refine your skills to fight in wars. |
| Geopolitical Power | Conquer new territories and earn wealth. |
| Custom Enchants | Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear. |
Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.
– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.
– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3009 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 951 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3003 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 111 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1123 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2147 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 698 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4404 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2782 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1936 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 5277 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 787192 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 496 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 946 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Offerings |
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A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!
A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.
A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.
A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.
A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4413 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 284 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 316 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 195 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.
Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.
But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3100 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 119 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9726 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5487 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 417 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.
So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4501 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.
so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
