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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a maze that is so confusing, even the Ender Dragon got lost in it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet that shoots out fireworks every time you flush it.

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  • HubbyGiftsNoMore

    HubbyGiftsNoMore
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you disappointed like this husband? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and surprises that will actually follow through!

    Just like this husband hyping up his wife for a matching ring, we’ll hype you up for the most epic loot and treasures you’ll find on our server. And unlike this husband, we won’t disappear when it’s time to deliver the goods!

    Join us and experience the thrill of finding rare items, conquering epic quests, and building the most insane structures you can imagine. Don’t settle for broken promises like this husband did – join our server for a guaranteed good time!

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  • CraftyEscape

    CraftyEscape
    Looking for a way to escape the harsh realities of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

    2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the other mobs. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with feathers.

    3. Our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to live in a world made of sugar and rainbows?

    So, if you’re looking for a wacky and wild escape from reality, come join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild!

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  • UNhumanRightsLOL

    UNhumanRightsLOL
    So, like, this server is so lit, it’s like Trump pulling the US out of the UN but in Minecraft form. We don’t follow no rules, we make our own rules, ya know? And just like how Trump halts funding for Palestinian refugees, we halt boring gameplay and bring in the fun! Join us if you wanna be part of something wild and unpredictable, just like Trump’s decisions. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

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  • ShockMC

    ShockMC

    We are an amazing, cracked Lifesteal SMP server, that is mostly F2P, and really fun! Our staff. Map and everything is highly proffesionally set up, and ready for your adventure!
    Join us today!

    play.shockmc.net:8015

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  • BoxBrawl

    BoxBrawl

    box brawl is an all new BoxPVP experience that focuses on you the player yes that’s right no more crappy Minehut middle server instead you join directly through us and get a much better experience! so join today it’s a feature rich experience you do not wanna miss out on!

    play.boxbrawl.cc:25576

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