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  • CryCraft Minecraft Server

    CryCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will bring up their traumatic past or make insensitive comments about your experiences.

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  • BoomerBlockerz

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    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and leave all those real-life conflicts behind!

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    PixelPleasure
    What if I told you there was a Minecraft server so sexy, it will make your blocks tremble with excitement? This server is like a hot tub filled with lava, so come take a dip and feel the heat! Our pixelated pigs wear tiny sunglasses and our creepers have a killer fashion sense. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to meet the legendary Enderman who can break dance like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience sexiness in a whole new blocky way!

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  • HamasHostageSwap Minecraft Server

    HamasHostageSwap Minecraft Server
    so like, this crazy Minecraft server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you wanna join because we got all the coolest players and the sickest builds. like, we once had this dude who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, it was so epic.

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    CraftyPutin’sPlayhouse
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