ShampooWarsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it’s expensive shampoo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and hair-raising conflicts over bathroom products.

Imagine a world where your precious shampoo is constantly disappearing, and the culprit is none other than your roommate! Will you confront them in the virtual world, or let the tension simmer until it explodes like a creeper?

Embark on quests to protect your precious loot, whether it’s diamonds or deluxe hair care products. Will you be the hero who stands up for your right to silky smooth locks, or will you be the villain who sneaks into someone else’s inventory for a quick steal?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before. Who knew that a bottle of shampoo could cause such chaos in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the shampoo wars begin!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	217
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Enchantments Applied:	162
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Buildings Constructed:	44	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Endless Night Skies:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Farms Harvested:	173	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Magic Items Found:	8179	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mines Excavated:	4285	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	914
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Farms Harvested:	595
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Emeralds Found:	4555
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3