Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.

Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!

From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!

So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 13 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Chimeras Created: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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