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ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server

ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her friend.

Looking for a server where friendships are tested and insults are thrown like snowballs in a snow biome? Look no further! Witness the epic showdown between OP’s boyfriend and her friend, as they battle it out in a war of words over his appearance. Will OP choose love or friendship? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means calling out your bestie for being a total meanie. Watch as OP unleashes a fiery tirade, burning bridges faster than a lava flow in the Nether. Will their friendship survive the heat, or will it crumble like a sandcastle in a desert?

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have drama, am I right? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your friend’s questionable taste in men)!

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  • Jump Minecraft SMP Weekly

    Jump Minecraft SMP Weekly

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is find their secret hideout and perform a synchronized dance with them to gain access to their treasure trove.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where the mobs drop enchanted disco balls instead of loot. It’s a wild night of dancing, music, and sparkly explosions that you won’t want to miss.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, and remember, the next issue is coming January 4, 2025!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WickedUncleMC

    WickedUncleMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family outing to see Wicked with three wild children? Look no further! Our server is filled with more surprises and twists than trying to navigate a theater with a 10-year-old with Down syndrome, an 8-year-old with severe autism, and a 4-year-old with ADHD.

    Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor parent trying to decline a generous gift. Who needs flying monkeys when you have creepers and zombies to deal with?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and see if you can survive the madness!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlazeCraft Christmas Minecraft Server

    BlazeCraft Christmas Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we set christmas trees on fire for fun! we have hundreds of players protesting in damascus because they love our fiery antics. join us for a lit time and watch the world burn (not literally, it’s just a game, chill out) come see why our server is the hottest place to be (literally, we love fire). so grab your flint and steel and join the chaos today!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • JewHuntersPrisonCraft

    JewHuntersPrisonCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis server, it’s so lit even the dutch court be talkin bout it! we got crazy adventures like hunting for jews in amsterdam (jk pls dont do dat) but we do have a prison where u can serve 6 months for not joining our server. come play with us and avoid the law, it’s a wild ride y’all!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pitfalls & Perils: FDA-Approved Cancer Tests

    Pitfalls & Perils: FDA-Approved Cancer Tests

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pitfalls and perils that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! And get this, we even have FDA-approved germ-line cancer predisposition tests! Why, you ask? Because we like to live life on the edge, baby!

    Join our server if you want to test your survival skills against the most insane challenges imaginable. We’ve got dungeons filled with mutant zombies, lava pits that will make you sweat like a pig, and secret treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of skeleton archers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of pitfalls and perils like never before. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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