Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to shake those holy boobers! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of dancing llamas who have mastered the art of twerking. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama shake it like there’s no tomorrow.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to boogie down with zombies and skeletons on the dance floor.

3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking potato who gives out quest rewards in the form of french fries to a magical unicorn who farts rainbows. You’ll never be bored with these oddballs around.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe server lag).

So come join us and shake those holy boobers like your Minecraft life depends on it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Crops Grown: 2089
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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