ShaftedHostages: KidzZone | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Star Shards Collected:	211	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Items Found:	1442
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	197	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	147
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mines Excavated:	3456	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	192	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	260
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	5453
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7558	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Potions Brewed:	185
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6237	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

Players:	100/900	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4311
Villages Defended:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2