ShaftedHostages: KidzZone | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	115	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	91
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Towns Built:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	354
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Farms Harvested:	349	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	6

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Magical Moments Shared:	26

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Potions Brewed:	80

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	170	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Towns Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Crops Grown:	1475
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Animals Bred:	174	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	3711
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mines Excavated:	4660	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Players:	105/700	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5325