Shafted Mines | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HotelHorrorStories – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2087	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Farms Harvested:	712

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but he’s totally harmless, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pigs who will protect us. And did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? It’s a blast, literally!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a creeper-tastic time together!

WeirdCraft: Digging for Wisdom

bizarre advice, comical advice, Digging, eccentric advice, funny advice, humorous advice, odd advice, offbeat advice, out of the box advice, outlandish advice, peculiar advice, peculiar wisdom, quirky advice, strange advice, uncommon advice, unconventional advice, unconventional wisdom, unique advice, unusual advice, wacky advice, weird advice, WeirdCraft, wisdom

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so wacky, even the villagers have been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or to build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HonestyCraft: Love and Laughs

Accuracy, being truthful, CHANGE, Communication, expressing desires, Honesty, honesty in love, honesty in relationships, honesty is key, honesty matters, HonestyCraft, hurt, laughs, love, love and honesty, Perception, personal well-being, relationship advice, relationship well-being, romantic couples, study, Truth, worth it

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

lol join dis server if u wanna experience da ultimate honesty in ur relationships, like u can be honest bout wanting to build a giant pink castle or wanting to ride a pig into battle. we got a special truth serum plugin dat makes everyone spill their deepest, darkest secrets, like how they secretly love creepers or how they once accidentally killed their best friend’s diamond horse. trust us, being brutally honest on dis server will bring u closer to ur minecraft bae than ever before. so come join us and let the truth set u free (and maybe cause a little drama along the way).

A13 anarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, hardcore mode, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3309	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

No rules, no limits! Always active PVP, theft released and destruction without resets. Survive, build (or destroy) and try to become the most powerful. Chaos reigns here!

199.127.62.32:35591

ShadowGrove|SMP

Adventure, crate keys, Custom Plugins, Minecraft, Ranks, rankup progression, ShadowGrove, skins, smp, Survival, weapon models

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

shadowgrovesmp.secure.pebble.host

Epic Fap Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Epic, erectile dysfunction, Fap, libido, Masturbation, Personal Record, Quest, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual release, sexual satisfaction, sexual urges

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about fapping, come join this Minecraft server!

We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!

Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!

Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?

Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Baby Care, Boundaries, CleanCraft, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disagreements, Expectations, family dynamics, gross habits, hand washing, hygiene, Intimacy, Minecraft, newborn care, parenting, parenting challenges, partner behavior, personal hygiene, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Animals Bred:	168

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is optional and grossness is celebrated! Join us for a wild ride filled with boogers on the walls, unhygienic habits, and dick germs galore!

Are you tired of clean and orderly Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can blow your nose into the open air, touch your groin area with abandon, and leave hair all over the floor without judgment? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic battles, build magnificent structures, and watch as your fellow players embrace their inner grossness. Who needs hand sanitizer when you have a community that thrives on uncleanliness?

So come on down to our server and let your inner slob run free. Just remember to wash your hands before touching anyone else – we may be gross, but we still have some standards!

MomCraft: Hypocrite Edition

Abuse, body autonomy, bullying, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, double standards, Edition, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Generational conflict, Hijab, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, MomCraft, parental control, personal boundaries, religious beliefs, scarf, Self-expression, social media, strict rules, traditional clothing

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of strict rules and crazy family drama? Then join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! On our server, you can wear whatever you want without fear of being called a future prostitute by your mom. No scarves required, unless you want to rock the 2010 infinity scarf trend in pixel form!

Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely, just like how you switched to a hijab and stopped the bullying in real life. And don’t worry about creepy men commenting on your Instagram, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is too busy building epic structures to bother with heart-eyes emojis.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a trendy grandfather or a super chill dad to hang out with in our virtual community. Just watch out for any moms trying to enforce ridiculous rules – we have a strict no scarf enforcement policy here!

Memory Mouse Madness

Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, drug development, experimental drug, experimental medicine, GL-II-73, innovative treatment, madness, Medical research, Memory, Memory Loss, memory restoration, Mouse, mouse model, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroplasticity, neuroprotective therapy, neuroscience, paradigm-shifting study

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free GL-II-73 drugs that will make you remember where you put your diamonds in the game! forget losing your stuff and build like a pro with our memory-enhancing meds. our players are like super smart mice, except they don’t get lost in a maze, they conquer it! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you say “alzheimer’s who?”

AscendMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, survival town building economy puzzles challenges adventure playstyle PvE PvP Java Bedrock progression competition alliances trade exploration dynamic cooperative sandbox community, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

ascendmc.space:25567

SkyCubeNetwork

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Experience, HIGH, Islands, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, next level, Rise, Skills, Skyblock, SkyCubeNetwork, Survival, test, Top, Ultimate, Void, welcome

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork – The Ultimate Skyblock Experience!

Are you ready to embark on an exciting adventure high above the void? Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork, a next-level Skyblock experience where you can test your survival skills, build incredible islands, and rise to the top of the leaderboards!

play.skycubenw.com

Adventures of Shitren 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventures, amusing tag, banter tag, Bring me SHITren, bring me tag, comical tag, entertaining tag, funny tag, giggle tag, humor tag, humorous tag, jest tag, joke tag, lighthearted tag, long tail tag, nonsense tag, playful tag, random tag, request tag, Shitren, silly tag

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Yo, listen up! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join this one. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, but with more explosions and chaos.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. It’s a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom mods that will make your head spin faster than a top. From upside-down trees to rainbow-colored sheep, this server is a psychedelic trip you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness, my friend.

Pixelated Love Shack

Adult, adult content, Braces Edition, creative writing, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, love, NSFW, online roleplay, pixelated, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, roleplay scenarios, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, Shack

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	1969	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Get ready for some crazy, chaotic, and downright bizarre adventures in this server. Join us for some mad fun as we explore the world of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible. From building epic structures to battling fierce mobs, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness. Join us now and let’s get this party started!

NoPoopSleepover

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend’s sister, cleanliness, difficult decisions, embarrassing moments, family drama, Family Support, guest etiquette, household rules, hygiene, medical emergency, moving troubles, NoPoopSleepover, overnight guests, personal space, poop incident, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2635
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as Carol’s bathroom mishaps! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter explosive surprises around every corner.

Looking for a server with drama and excitement? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Carol left a little gift on our couch. But don’t worry, we’ve cleaned up the mess and are ready for more chaos!

Join us for a server experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as Carol’s bathroom escapades. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of insanity on our server – just make sure to bring your own toilet paper!

LoveCraftedFails

dating fails, dumbest thing, emotional decisions, foolish decisions, HEARTBREAK, impulsive actions, irrational behavior, love, love confessions, love stories, love troubles, LoveCraftedFails, regret, relationship advice, relationship lessons, relationship mistakes, relationship woes, relationships, romantic blunders, romantic gestures, silly mistakes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of building sandcastles in the desert of love? Come join our Minecraft server and build a love shack with your special someone! We have heart-shaped blocks, diamond armor for romantic battles, and even a Cupid NPC who shoots heart arrows to help you find your in-game soulmate. Don’t waste your time chasing after pixelated pigs when you could be building a pixelated palace of love on our server! Join now and let the love blocks guide you to your happily ever after.

Players:	100/600	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Potions Brewed:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1