Shady Lobster Party: No Resets, Just Crabs and Chaos on 1.20+ Java+Bedrock Server

bedrock, Challenges, Chaos, Community, crabs, Custom, Discord, Events, Gear, Ip:, java, Javabedrock, Lobster, Minecraft, Party, Pots, Resets, Server, Shady, Skills, smp, Survival, WEEKLY, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Server Information

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Shaded is the best SMP survival server in 2024 with a friendly and active community.

Features

NEW! Lobster Pots
Land claiming and grief prevention
Custom gear
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions
Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks
Quests, events, and challenges

Cross-Platform

Shaded is a cross-platform server, allowing Java and Bedrock players to play together.

How to Join

Simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Stay Connected

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

We can’t wait to see you on Shaded!

LastWillCraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5126	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7344
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Villages Defended:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Votes:	2435
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Enchantments Applied:	182	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Love Letters Sent:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mines Excavated:	1752	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Animals Bred:	103	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Divine Spears Created:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Votes:	868
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Towns Built:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crops Grown:	6340	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6334
Votes:	4393	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchantments Applied:	178	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Divine Spears Created:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Star Shards Collected:	91
Meteorites Collected:	1	Villages Defended:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!