ShadowBorne is a cross-play Minecraft Lifesteal Survival server for Java 1.21 and Bedrock. Features include PvP, events, crates, and more. Support is available on the server’s Discord and website. On its website, you’ll also find an online store where you can buy ranks and keys. Come get the full ShadowBorne Lifesteal SMP experience! Join now!
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Imagine this: your husband, a lawyer, and you, an engineer, both with intense careers, but he wants a second child. You’re happy with your daughter, but he’s adamant about expanding the family. So, you end up with two daughters, aged 3 and 1, and your mom quits her nursing job to take care of them full-time. But here’s the kicker – you pay her $3000 a month, because, you know, daycare prices are just too mainstream.
Your husband starts complaining about the cost, even though he makes $140k and you make $110k. He thinks you’re overpaying your mom and demands she go back to babysitting for less money. But you stand your ground and refuse to let your mom go back to being underpaid. It’s a battle of wills, a clash of egos, all in the name of childcare drama!
Join our server for the ultimate showdown of family feuds, outrageous demands, and questionable financial decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and witness the chaos unfold!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Legend has it that if you can impress them with your building skills, they will grant you three wishes (Minecraft related, of course).
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs TikTok when you have llamas and blocky landscapes to explore? Join us now and never look back at your days of social media withdrawal!
and get this, on this server, you can build a castle made entirely out of marshmallows and have a pet dragon that farts glitter. like, how epic is that?
plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold, but watch out for the evil zombie llamas that guard it. they’ll try to steal your precious loot, so you gotta be on your toes.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a disco party every night in the enchanted forest? you can dance with talking animals and eat unlimited cake. it’s lit, fam.
so, if you wanna have the most insane, hilarious, and magical minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo! 🦄🌈🍭🏰💎🦙🎉🍰
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| Server Information | Description |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21.4 |
| Features | – Community-Focused– Grief Protection– Mods: BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more |
| Why Join Us? | – Active and Diverse Players– Whitelisted Server for high-quality community– Events and Custom Resource Pack |
You can join us on Discord to get whitelisted and receive server information.
Yes, we host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. Stay tuned for announcements on Discord.
Yes, we accept submissions for custom items and rewards. If you have an idea, feel free to share it with us on Discord.
No, we have measures in place to protect builds from griefers. Griefing is not tolerated on our server.
🚫 Tired of political correctness? We got you covered! Say goodbye to being called sexist/racist/whatever for no reason! 😂
🤘 Rock on like the devil and play violent video games without judgment! Let your inner rebel shine! 🤟
🙏 Fixing the past to fit modern standards? Nah, throw that outdated stuff away! We embrace the chaos! 🤣
🔥 Classic puritan censorship is so last season, join us for a fresh take on freedom of expression! 🤩
🌐 Social media telling you what to say? Not here! Speak your mind and let the memes flow! 🤓
💥 Copyright laws got you down? Fair use laws are a joke, but our server is no laughing matter! Join us for some copyright chaos! 🤪
🈲 Chinese censorship affecting you? Not on our watch! We’re here to break down barriers and build bridges of creativity! 🌉
👊 Don’t be soft and whiny, join us and let your voice be heard! Complain about censorship while having a blast in our Minecraft world! 🎮
Join now for a crazy, zany, and totally uncensored experience! Let’s break the rules and have a blast together! 🎉
Ever had a girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, on our server, you won’t have to deal with that kind of drama! Leave the guilt trips and emotional rollercoasters behind as you build, mine, and explore with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.
Forget about being someone’s emergency contact in real life – on our server, the only emergency you’ll have to worry about is running out of diamonds! So join us today and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a girlfriend who thinks you’re “deaf” just because you didn’t answer the phone.
Join our server and participate in our step competition where the average number of steps per day must be equal to or greater than a 5K. And the best part? If you win, you get a half day off work AND an Apple Watch! Who knew stepping could be so rewarding?
But beware, there may be some sneaky players like Tiffany who try to cheat their way to victory by counting steps from activities that aren’t even steps. We don’t tolerate cheating here, so be prepared to step up and play fair!
So come join our server, where the competition is fierce and the steps are plenty. Who knows, you may just end up stepping your way to victory and a shiny new Apple Watch!
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle, he’s the real MVP of the server. And our admin, CrazySteve, once fought off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, true story bro!
So why can’t universal healthcare be discussed in America? Who cares bro, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s build some epic roller coasters and giant statues of Steve Harvey, it’s gonna be a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our diamonds!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or thwart their plans? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and embark on a wild adventure through time and space. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Join now and let the madness begin!
also, there’s this secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the time we all rode pigs off a cliff into a pool of lava? yeah, that happened. it was epic.
plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical unicorn horn hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that magic, right?
so, yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life. you won’t regret it, trust me.
