| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3079 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5492 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 333 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 88 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7031 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7658 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 1350 |
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3905 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!
And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8182 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9715 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9477 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4956 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 6935 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9151 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 8810 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!
AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2889 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 5615 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 127 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7353 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 376 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9451 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4290 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 50 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1380 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 192 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!
