| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8009 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 3942 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1887 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 119 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 6621 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 14 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 2842 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 163 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 146 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7655 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2993 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2195 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 193 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3587 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4224 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 2675 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7986 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6020 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2371 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Ores Mined: | 1226 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 436 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2402 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8297 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5715 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 856 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3599 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8505 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 288 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 415 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 1453 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8272 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 66 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3311 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
