Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition

1.21.1, Adults, application, Chaos, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Edition, Farms, Gaming, Jive, Join, Knock, laid back, Minecraft, Modded, modrinth, PvE, QoL mods, Redstone, Server, Shacknews, smp, tech mods, uNmiNeD, Vanilla, world reset, zombies

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Shacknews SMP
Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

Welcome to Shacknews SMP

Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running Java v1.21.1.
Is the server P2W?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord.
When was the server world last reset?	The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft.
Do you have a modpack?	Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth.

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	149	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7258	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5213	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Animals Bred:	136	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Dimension Hops:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8379
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4622	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	820
Emeralds Found:	1151	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	7768
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mines Excavated:	2143	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1510
Magic Items Found:	1351	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Animals Bred:	180
Dragon Eggs Found:	9805	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!