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HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Emeralds Found:	9146	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	124
Buildings Constructed:	36	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	215	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mines Excavated:	4613
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9178
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magic Items Found:	8372	Ores Mined:	2311
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1518	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Star Shards Collected:	202	Divine Spears Created:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ores Mined:	4767
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	215	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

ViralVentilation – CleanAirCraze

air cleaners, air filtration, airborne transmission, CleanAirCraze, Healthcare, Hospital-acquired Infections, Hospitals, indoor air quality, infection control, mitigate, respiratory health, spread, study, unpredictable effects, ventilation, ventilation design, ventilation systems, viral infections, viral particles, viral spread, ViralVentilation, virus containment

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we have ventilation systems that will blow your mind (and maybe some viral particles too)! come on in and experience the thrill of dodging viruses while building your dream world. who needs boring old hospitals when you can have a wild adventure in our virtual realm? come join us and see where the particles will take you!

Players:	105/500	Votes:	4369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Emeralds Found:	2020
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchantments Applied:	77	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10