We are krotting. and we want you to krot with us. will you krot with us? kortterdikrotterdikrot. kortterdikrotterdikrot. kortterdikrotterdikrot.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9007 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pejuang Senja, whose music will touch your soul and make you question the meaning of life. Need a laugh? Check out our Kaenglish dictionary for some hilarious translations that will leave you in stitches.
And if you’re looking for some epic merch to show off your love for Kaela, look no further! Our server has all the swag you need to represent your favorite hagsmith in style.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, laughter, and madness that awaits you!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 303 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Our server is so intense, it’s like a crossover episode between Game of Thrones and The Bachelor.
With characters like Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong, you’ll never be bored. And don’t even get us started on the current character banners – they’re hotter than a dragon’s breath.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!
2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?
4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!
To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!
Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.
From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?
So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 71 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 199 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!
3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.
4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!
5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!
So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
