| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 6644 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7046 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Picture this: a 24-year-old sibling taking care of the bills and two younger siblings who just can’t seem to get along. Tantrums, fights, and more drama than a reality TV show – it’s all here on our server.
But wait, there’s more! One sibling gets kicked out not once, but twice, and ends up bouncing from place to place like a hot potato. Will they find a new home on our server? Only time will tell.
Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with family feuds, emotional rollercoasters, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9553 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 67 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 182626 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Join us for epic quests, crazy builds, and maybe even some unexpected encounters with entitled neighbors who think they own the place.
Just like that lawn care worker who wouldn’t stop blowing grass in your face, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and hilarious interactions.
So come on in, apologize sarcastically, and get ready to invoice your friends for the 10 seconds of interruption to your gaming experience. Who knows, you might even become responsible for causing mental health problems in our virtual world!
Join now and let the madness begin – no anonymous posts threatening to release footage required!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3709 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 43 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5299 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4332 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 59 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3062 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 194 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018.
For more information, visit HearthCraft Website.
| Backup Strategy | The server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy |
|---|---|
| Server Machine | Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia |
| Plugins Used | Uses Purpur, CoreProtect |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on the server. |
| Are there resource worlds? | Yes, the resource worlds reset monthly. |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5134 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Join us and build a house made entirely of diamonds, because why the heck not? Let’s show that singer how it’s really done in the world of blocky adventures.
Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s like a weird dream, but better because it’s real… in Minecraft.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that will make that cringy opening video seem like a masterpiece in comparison. Let’s do this!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3351 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Join us and leave behind the double-chin comments and weight-shaming for a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your pixelated castle looks. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your friend choosing between you and her boyfriend because on our server, the only choice you have to make is what block to place next.
So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life relationship issues.
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 5158 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
Join us if you’re tired of your virtual spouse constantly wanting to do activities together like cooking, watching movies, or working out. On our server, you can enjoy all the banter and laughs with your fellow players, but also have the freedom to wander off and do your own thing without feeling guilty.
We have special quests where you can pretend to pay bills, study, or do the dishes virtually, so you can experience the stress and anxiety without any real-life consequences. Plus, our therapist NPCs are always on hand to help you navigate your virtual relationships and explain to your virtual spouse that it’s not their fault you need alone time.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where introverts reign supreme and recharge time is a must! Remember, it’s not you, it’s just your need for virtual solitude.
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3514 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 5778 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
And like, one time we had this epic battle with a giant zombie that was like, 100 blocks tall. It was insane, but we totally defeated it with our enchanted swords and stuff. You gotta join and be part of the action, it’s like being in a movie but better because you’re actually playing it!
So yeah, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most messed up and crazy adventures ever. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 4299 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Join us if you want to trade diamond swords for virtual hugs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic rap battles with Endermen. Our community is so lively that even the zombies and skeletons have formed their own boy band!
So, what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane world of mining and crafting and join us for a wild ride of socializing like never before!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6027 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2223 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 738 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Server Name | Bismarck Modded Earth Server |
|---|---|
| Year | 1836 |
| Theme | Victorian Era – Steampunk |
Server Features:
Modlist: View Modlist
Map with Claims: Dynmap
Minecraft Server IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz
Server and Modpack Information: Discord Server
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the theme of the server? | The theme is Victorian Era – Steampunk. |
| What can players do on the server? | Players can colonize lands, engage in politics and diplomacy, trade, participate in the economy and stock market, roleplay, build, and engage in PVP. |
| Is there a stock market on the server? | Yes, there is a stock market feature. |
| Are there any specific mods available on the server? | Yes, there are mods such as Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, Small Ships, and many others. |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1444 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
We have so much fun, you’ll be tripping balls and swallowing your own cum from last night’s fuck in no time!
Why join? Because where else can you experience such outrageous adventures and mind-bending activities in a blocky virtual world?
Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1330 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Embark on a journey with us, just like our player who had to navigate life independently at a young age. Build your own empire, just like they built a new life for themselves and their brother. And don’t worry about financial struggles, because in our server, the only currency you need is creativity and determination!
Forget about asking your father for help, because here, the only thing you’ll be asking for is more building materials and resources. And if anyone tries to twist the situation, just block them like you would a troll in the game!
So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a skyscraper next. Who needs luxury trips when you can travel to the ends of the Minecraft world with just a click of a button? Join us now and let’s craft some memories together!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3008 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 288 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Crops Grown: | 4586 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about being the odd one out or feeling like you don’t belong. We have a vibrant community of players who are always ready to welcome new members with open arms. No cliques here, just good old-fashioned fun and friendship.
So why drive solo to a boring concert when you can join our epic Minecraft server and be a part of something truly special? Say goodbye to exclusion and hello to endless adventures and laughter. Join us today and let the good times roll!
