Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict rules about when you can have guests over! Just like in this crazy story where one roommate tried to control when another could get intimate with their partner, we have a rule that you can only mine diamonds when the moon is full and the cows are mooing in unison.
But don’t worry, we’re a Christian server so we understand the importance of boundaries. As long as our resident witch isn’t brewing potions in her room, you’re free to build your castle and slay dragons to your heart’s content. And if you need to have a secret rendezvous with your Minecraft crush, just make sure to send a raven to alert the rest of the players.
Join us for a wild ride of drama, boundaries, and epic Minecraft adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?
