Sever-ly Vanilla Minecraft SMP: Where 18+ Hermitcrats roam with a map that’s dyn-omazing!

application, Community, comradery, Discord, dynomazing, Economy, friend group, friendly experience, Hermitcrats, interactions, Items, Map, Maturity, Minecraft, Nickname, Papermc, quality of life, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, Severly, Shops, smp, Teleportation, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Severation SMP Overview:

Type	Details
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 18+ server
Rules	No griefing or stealing
Server Start	28/06

FAQ:

About Us:

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full-blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features:

Shopping District
Dynmap
Interactive chat commands
Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (on the way)
Leaderboards

Our Values:

Focus on community and interactions
Establishing a good economy
Maturity is important

What we ask of you:

Be mature and reasonable
18 years or older
Change your discord nickname to “Name (In-Game Name)”
Create a shop in the shopping district
Build your base relatively close to spawn

How to Join:

Fill out the application on our discord server: https://severation.net/discord

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	474900
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Farms Harvested:	164	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Votes:	1339	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Towns Built:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2074
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1494
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Void Armor Forged:	11
Emeralds Found:	7798	New Chunks Explored:	817946

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchantments Applied:	281	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5969	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ores Mined:	3605

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mines Excavated:	1341
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	11

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	37129	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?