SettlerCraft: Sanctioned Ministers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5953	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Animals Bred:	167	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6336	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4219
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2018

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	197	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	826	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Votes:	5800	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mines Excavated:	2076
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5866
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3007	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Towns Built:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchantments Applied:	94	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mines Excavated:	1090
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Animals Bred:	145
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mines Excavated:	1420	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9844
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Animals Bred:	36	Falling into the Void:	2