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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1497 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 37 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
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