SettleCraft: WestBank Turbo | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	244	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

hey u, yeah u, do u like minecraft? do u like building stuff and exploring crazy worlds? well do i got the server for u! come join us on this epic server where we build the most insane settlements in all of minecraft history!

we got land grabs bigger than u have ever seen before! we are like israel turbocharging west bank settlement expansion but in minecraft! we are taking over the virtual world one block at a time! join us and be a part of the craziest land grab in decades!

we got crazy stories to tell about our adventures in minecraft. like that time we found a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold! or that other time we rode pigs off a cliff just for fun! u never know what kind of wild and wacky shenanigans will happen on our server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and be a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in all of minecraft! we can’t wait to see u there!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Votes:	1606
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	719

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Void Gems Collected:	33
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	373
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	75	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Towns Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8946
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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