SettleCraft: TurboLandGrab | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9885	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crops Grown:	8799
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	677
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	9080
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Votes:	3849	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mines Excavated:	2077	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Farms Harvested:	402
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Votes:	3286	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Animals Bred:	76	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchantments Applied:	270	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magic Items Found:	1470	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Secret Passages Found:	8

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

Players:	91/200	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3