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VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	101	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	241
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Items Found:	7512	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1413	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8776	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Void Armor Forged:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Animals Bred:	191	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Void Gems Collected:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5686
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	141	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Towns Built:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2191
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	New Chunks Explored:	615383
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

Players:	108/800	Votes:	2388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Emeralds Found:	3830	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9