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LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6871
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	223
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Villages Defended:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	920
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ozempic-FreeZone

aita, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, diet talk, eating disorder, friendship, health, judgment, medication, misunderstanding, ozempic, OzempicFreeZone, perspective, self esteem, sensitivity, Support, weight loss

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	657

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockBuster10/10

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Void Gems Collected:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

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so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8911	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

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Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Royal Torture Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ores Mined:	906	Dragon Eggs Found:	7464
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Star Shards Collected:	159	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6251

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Secret Passages Found:	6