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Players: 91/500 Votes: 3779
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Potions Brewed: 40
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! Join us and choose from a variety of wacky colonies to settle in, each with its own unique quirks and characters.

In Colony A, you’ll find a group of villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to worshipping chickens. Yes, you heard that right – chickens! They believe that the key to unlocking ultimate power lies in the clucks and feathers of these majestic creatures.

Colony B is home to a group of players who have all decided to roleplay as llamas. Yes, llamas! They roam the lands spitting at unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. It’s a llama-tastic time, to say the least.

And in Colony C, well, let’s just say things get a little… explosive. The players here have a penchant for TNT and love nothing more than blowing things up for fun. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and choose your colony wisely. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world!

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 5886
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 7291
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 298
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6610 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Farms Harvested: 583

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 713
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Votes: 7580 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 6688
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 753850 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 1823

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 3378
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Gods Slained: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 39 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 7775
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Alien Abductions: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 5550
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Gods Slained: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Animals Bred: 27 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 5397
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 225

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 6544
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Crops Grown: 6363
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 8089
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 5328
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Emeralds Found: 2024
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Chimeras Created: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 218
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Votes: 7163 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

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    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 5390
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 200
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 6503
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Ores Mined: 9285
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Gods Slained: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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