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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 5931 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!
