| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3082 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3554 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 477 |
| Description: | A land of adventure, creativity, and friendships waiting to be forged! |
Racoon Hideout isn’t just another Minecraft server—it’s a community-driven world built by and for players like you. Whether you’re an explorer, builder, trader, or competitor, there’s a place for you here.
| A breathtaking world filled with hand-crafted landscapes, hidden ruins, and unique locations waiting to be discovered. | |
| Custom Items | Equip special gear and collectibles that add a fresh twist to gameplay—without breaking the vanilla experience. |
| Thriving Economy & Player Shops | Rent your own shop in our marketplace, trade with others, and become the richest raccoon in town! |
| Cosmetic-Only Store | Want to stand out? Our store features only non-pay-to-win cosmetics—no unfair advantages here! |
| Mini-Games & Events | Take a break from survival and jump into mini-games, tournaments, and special events hosted by the community! |
| Java & Bedrock Crossplay | Play with friends on any platform—no limitations, just fun. |
| A Friendly, Tight-Knit Community | We may be small, but we’re passionate, welcoming, and here to stay. |
| Server Name: | Racoon Hideout |
| Version: | Play on any version! |
| Gameplay: | Mostly vanilla, enhanced with quality-of-life features |
| Crossplay: | Java & Bedrock supported |
Whether you’re here to survive, build, trade, or compete, Racoon Hideout is the perfect place to start your journey.
Join us today and become part of something amazing!
Get updates, chat with players, and help shape the future of the server!
See you in the Hideout!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 162 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a chance to see Anya Taylor-Joy’s boobs or vag!
Like, who even needs to watch movies when you can be exploring our server and possibly catching a glimpse of some celebrity skin?!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3301 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 264 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7851 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Join us and get your hands on wristbands with chips that let you complete quests and earn prizes. Choose from 4 different bracelets, each with a different color gradient and a silhouette of a dino. It’s like choosing your starter Pokemon, but with prehistoric creatures!
Just like the mom who couldn’t tell a Triceratops from a parasaurolophus, you’ll be faced with tough decisions. But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re just here for the blue ones. And if you get confused, just blame it on being colorblind like our heroic employee did!
So come on down to our server, where the dinosaurs are pixelated and the quests are as confusing as a mom trying to pick the “blue one.” Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5197 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 4950 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
But seriously, if animals could commit crimes, I think the sheep would be arrested the most. They’re always causing trouble, like stealing wool from other sheep or breaking into the farmer’s house to eat all his wheat. Plus, have you ever seen a sheep try to drive a minecart? It’s a disaster waiting to happen. So come join our crazy SMP and see for yourself, it’s a total zoo in here!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 5468 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
So get this, the server is so lit that even ballerinas’ parents are getting jailed for neglecting their daughter because she was too busy playing on the server and forgot to eat. Like, they were all like “Sorry officer, we were too busy watching our daughter become a Minecraft legend to remember to feed her.”
Join this server for the most epic builds, the craziest adventures, and the chance to become a Minecraft ballerina legend. Plus, who knows, maybe your parents will get jailed for neglecting you too because you’re too busy dominating the server. YOLO, amirite?
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 7658 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 6492 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
So, one time, there was this anemonefish who was chilling with their sea anemone homies, right? But then, out of nowhere, the sea anemone started getting all stingy and trying to attack the poor fish! It was like a crazy underwater battle, bro!
But guess what? The sea anemone had evolved to have low levels of sialic acid in their skin mucus, so they couldn’t trigger their stinging cells on the anemonefish! It was like some next level evolution stuff happening right there!
And that’s just a taste of the insane adventures you can have on this Minecraft server! Join now and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s get crafting, baby!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 3723 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 321 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Dzhiks Vorld – the server on which the complete anarchy is happening. There are no jokes here, you can demolish the SPAVN. Wipe every month
jiksiworld.aternos.me:30577
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2229 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Features | Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations |
|---|---|
| Server Launch Date | Just launched a few days ago |
| IP Address | play.altheria.net |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there player-run economies and nations? | Yes, players can create their own towns, build economies, go into wars and alliances. |
| When was the server launched? | The server was launched a few days ago. |
| Is there bedrock support? | Yes, we have bedrock support on port 25565. |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5929 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1449 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Imagine dropping off your diamond boots for a repair and then having to go on a wild goose chase for them for 10 months! Our server is just as chaotic and unpredictable, you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.
From lost items to outrageous demands, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable customer service. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6458 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Magic Items Found: | 7662 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 70 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Our server is so lit, even your brother-in-law’s vape battery can’t handle it! Watch as he sets the world on fire (literally) with his drunken antics. But don’t worry, we’ve got fire extinguishers ready for any unexpected burns.
Join now and experience the thrill of trying to keep your virtual house intact while dodging drunk players and exploding batteries. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the drama and chaos firsthand on our server?
So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to keep the drinks away from the keyboard – we don’t need any more fiery incidents on our hands.
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9661 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
I joined this server and my sex life improved by like 1000%. I met this player who was like a Minecraft sex god and he taught me all these crazy moves that I never even knew existed. Now I’m like a pro at Minecraft sex, bro.
So yeah, if you want to level up your sex life, join this server and get ready for some wild adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. #MinecraftSexGods #JoinTheSMPBro
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 6162 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the ultimate glow-up of your Minecraft skills. We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit, and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those brave enough to face it in battle.
So say goodbye to your 18 year old self and hello to the epicness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re still stuck in your emo phase, in which case, maybe go listen to some My Chemical Romance instead).
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4872 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4832 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 75 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 46 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Farms Harvested: | 776 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to funky music and you can join in too. And if you build a house out of rainbow blocks, a leprechaun will come and fill it with gold coins.
Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you question reality and laugh until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!
