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NoobNation Minecraft Server

Celebrating, celebration, Decision making, Government, INAUGURATION, Incompetence, incompetence in government, incompetent, incompetent decision making, incompetent leader, incompetent president, Jan 20th, leadership, man, Minecraft, national decisions, national leadership, NoobNation, political incompetence, Politics, Presidency, Server, trump

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Potions Brewed:	43	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of incompetent leaders making decisions for your nation? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual utopia! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering castles, epic redstone contraptions, and maybe even a monument dedicated to the downfall of a certain incompetent leader. Who needs real-world politics when you can rule your own blocky kingdom? Join us now and let the fun begin!

DownUnderCraft SMP – “Crikey, are we a separate Minecraft SMP from the Brits?”

Ancestry, Australians, British, Brits, colonial history, Colonialism, crikey, cultural identity, demographics, distinct race, downundercraft, ethnicity, Genealogy, genetic makeup, heritage, historical ties, immigration, indigenous populations, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national identity, Nationality, Race, SEPARATE, smp, societal perceptions

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Buildings Constructed:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Australians and British players battle it out to see who is the superior race in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on a secret underground lair where kangaroos and tea-drinking Brits engage in epic battles for dominance. Will you join the kangaroo army or the tea brigade? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about whether Australians are truly a distinct race from the British. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Vegemite and crumpets!

NoDiam0nds4U

abandonment, blended families, child support, Communication, emotional baggage, estranged children, family dynamics, Fatherhood, financial decisions, forgiveness, Guilt, Inheritance, long-lost daughter, moral dilemma, NoDiam0nds4U, Parental Responsibility, parenting, personal boundaries, regret, relationships, second chances

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Looking for a server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now for a chance to experience the wild story of a man who found out he had a daughter after being ghosted by her mom at a party 23 years ago. Will he finally meet his long-lost child? Will he give her a piece of his inheritance? Find out on our server!

With crazy twists and turns like child support battles, angry emails, and a grandmother’s inheritance up for grabs, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and witness the drama unfold as players navigate through family feuds and unexpected surprises. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join today for a truly unforgettable experience!

DeleteCreeperGriefers

Corruption, DELETE, DeleteCreeperGriefers, discrimination, Disease, Environment, Greed, hatred, Hunger, hypothetical question, ignorance, injustice, Negativity, one thing, Pollution, POVERTY, society, Suffering, violence, War, world

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

If you could delete one thing from the world, it should definitely be all the creepers on our Minecraft server! These sneaky little green guys are always blowing up our stuff and causing chaos. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help you fend them off. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the ultimate boss, the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! So come join us and help rid the world of those pesky creepers once and for all!

WanderlustMC

adaptation, Adventure, anthropology, Civilization, discovery, Distance, Endurance, Evolution, Exploration, Farthest, History, Journey, least amount, Migration, modern humans, movement, Moving, nomadic lifestyle, travel, Wanderlust, WanderlustMC

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7020	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2649
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can travel the farthest without even moving ur lazy butt off the couch. we got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers. u can build ur own castle made entirely out of cheese or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust us, this server is so lit, u won’t even remember what real life is like. join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyCannaRelief

Access, Barriers, Cannabis, co-using, CraftyCannaRelief, cut down, Decrease, facilitated, Frequency, Help, legalization, low barrier access, new research, opioid use, opioid withdrawal, rapid relief, Relief, research, STOP, Withdrawal

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

join dis epic minecraft server where we blaze it up with cannabis to help u stop using opioids! we got potions that give u rapid relief from withdrawal and make u forget all about those nasty opioids. plus, our low barrier access to cannabis cuz it’s legal here will make u wanna co-use and decrease ur opioid use like magic! come join us and say goodbye to opioids forever, dude!

DeeZCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, PvP OCE Quests BeautyQuest MCMMO Towny Economy Items Exploration Challenges Legend Adventure Survival Creative Minigames Roleplay Factions Skyblock Vanilla Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to DeeZCraft, the premier OCE PvP Minecraft server! Dive into 60+ custom quests with BeautyQuest, MCMMO, Towny, and a dynamic economy. Discover unique items through exploration and epic challenges. Join now and forge your legend!

134.255.198.4:34504

Simple Server

Adventure, Anarchy, Combat, Community, Cross-Play, EXCITEMENT, Foes, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, new, player versus player, PvP, PvP battles, quality-of-life tweaks, Semi-Vanilla Experience, Semi-vanilla survival, Server, Simplicity, Survival, survival mode, Vanilla, Veteran

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	738	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Welcome to SemiSimplicity Server Name: SemiSimplicity Focus: Simplicity, Semi-Vanilla Survival, and PvP What We Offer Semi-Vanilla Experience: Enjoy Minecraft as it was meant to be played, with just a few quality-of-life tweaks. Survival Mode: Test your skills in a pure, survival-focused environment. PvP Battles: Challenge friends and foes in thrilling player-versus-player combat. Join our community and embark on a journey where simplicity meets excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, SemiSimplicity has something for everyone! Jump in and start your adventure today!

mc.semi-simple.net:25566

Smelly SMP: Where hygiene takes a back seat to epic adventures and funky mods! Join now!

Adventures, appeals, balanced origins, custom origins, Discord, Epic, Funky, Graveyards, human origin, hygiene, Join, Modded, Mods, Nomad, origin change, planet minecraft, punishment, PvPer, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands system, Seat, server-side lag, Smelly, smp, suggestion, TAKES, trader.., unique origins, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ores Mined:	7550
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Below is the data presented in a nicely formatted HTML table:

Minecraft Server
Server Name	Stinky SMP
Version	1.20.1
Server Features	Fair moderation Extreme longevity Inclusivity of all people and playstyles Safezone-Borderlands system Origins mod
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimal server specs
Planet Minecraft	www.planetminecraft.com/server/stinky-smp/
Discord Invite	play.stinkysmp.net

FAQ:

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: There have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity for player builds and progress.

Q: Can I suggest new features for the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for the server, and they will be considered by the moderation team.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in the Borderlands area, outside of the Safezone, which is strictly protected from griefing, killing, and stealing.

Q: How does the Origins mod work?

A: The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness. Players can suggest new custom origins for consideration.

Q: What are the server’s performance specs?

A: The server has 16GB of RAM and a Ryzen 9 7950x CPU, providing optimal performance for Minecraft SMP gameplay.

CraftyNation Minecraft Server

Citizens, Country, CraftyNation, culture, customs, Economy, geography, Government, heritage, History, home, HOMELAND, Language, Lifestyle, local ], location, Minecraft, Nationality, native, Politics, Server, society, Traditions

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples. But beware, because lurking in the shadows was a group of mischievous creepers ready to blow everything up!

But don’t worry, our server has the best anti-creeper technology to keep you safe. Plus, we have a team of friendly moderators who are always there to help you out if you get stuck in a sticky situation. And did I mention our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? It’s true, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!