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The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

16282603, 4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Builder, digital communication, forum, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet humor, internet phenomenon, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, smp, social media, trolling, viral content

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1016
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Villages Defended:	13

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Animals Bred:	36
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	6043
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3918
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	772	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

mc.arctichost.cloud

Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	7857

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!