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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7291 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the macarena. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and wonder, bruh.
we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. if u can find it, u can keep all the loot. but beware, there’s a giant chicken with laser eyes patrolling the area.
our mods are like wizards, casting spells and turning sheep into dragons. they’ll help u build the craziest creations u can imagine, like a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.
come join us and be part of the most epic adventure ever. forget about real life problems, just let loose and have a blast. plus, we have free pizza every friday. what more could u ask for?
