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PantsuShotzMC Server

bad, EXTREME, Girls, good for kids, Gore, graphical violence, mutilations, pantsu shots, PantsuShotzMC, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	8329	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	3861
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9105
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with random pantsu shots in girls! Who knew pixelated underwear could be so scandalous? But wait, there’s more! We also have extreme graphical violence and gore mutilations that are somehow considered “le good for kids.” Because nothing says family-friendly fun like watching your character get brutally mutilated, am I right? Join us for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP

conspiracy theories, coordinated smear campaign, credibility of reviewers, false accusations, false narratives, Game Optimization, gamer backlash, Gaming Community, Gaslighting, gaslighting tactics, lying reviewers, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, online harassment, performance issues, PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP, silky smooth gameplay, smooth gaming experience, toxic gaming culture, video game reviews

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the game runs smoother than a baby’s bottom and the only coordinated attempts are to build the most epic creations possible! Don’t listen to those fake reviewers spreading lies about performance issues, they’re just jealous of our flawless server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Or the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the jaws of a hungry Ender Dragon.

So if you’re tired of boring, glitchy servers and want to experience the true essence of Minecraft madness, come join us and become part of our wacky family. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps).

RideBand Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, amusement park, amusement ride, Cheating, fair, fair activities, fair day, Fair Experience, fair games, fairgrounds, family, family outing, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, personal items, Ride, RideBand, Server, sharing, sibling, unlimited rides, wrist band

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a rollercoaster ride at the fair? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing wristbands with your friends, just like at the fair! Trade back and forth, take turns riding the rides, and feel the rush of adrenaline as you sneakily cheat the system. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate wristband sharer!

CarnyChampGFsBFFs

aita, APPRECIATIVE, brighten up, carnival prize, CarnyChampGFsBFFs, conventionally attractive, girlfriend’s friend, Happy, inappropriate, mid 20s, nice person, relationship, Relationship Status, Showing interest, smiling, stuffed animal, talking stage, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, weird

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading joy and happiness to all players, just like this player tried to do at the carnival! Join us for a chance to win virtual stuffed animals and make everyone’s day brighter.

Our server is the perfect place for unconventional beauty to shine, just like the girlfriend’s best friend who may not be conventionally attractive but has a heart of gold. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual stuffed animal to win over someone’s heart!

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – we encourage random acts of kindness and generosity that may make others uncomfortable, just like giving a prize to a friend at the carnival. So if you’re ready to spread love and joy in the most outrageous ways possible, join us now!

NotDeadYet Minecraft SMP

determination, dreams, FAITH, family, Friends, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, Life, love, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, NotDeadYet, Passion, positivity, purpose, resilience, self-care, smp, strength, Support

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	3335	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to survive against hordes of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Yes, you read that right – killer bunnies. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon against them: exploding watermelons. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, Ender Todd? He’s always causing chaos and you never know when he’ll swoop in and steal your enchanted diamond sword.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Villages Defended:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to people who went to a wedding and the couple broke up soon after!

Join us for some drama-filled gameplay as you navigate through the aftermath of failed love stories. Will you help the heartbroken bride find a new love interest? Or maybe you’ll be the one to break up a couple and cause chaos in the town. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle ex-lovers who have turned into vengeful zombies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

NaziCraft Server: 99YearOldSecretary

99-year-old, 99YearOldSecretary, Accountability, APPEAL, concentration camp, conviction, Elderly, former, German court, germany, historical, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Legal, nazi, NaziCraft, Remembrance, Ruling, Secretary, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a 99-year-old former Nazi concentration camp secretary? Yeah, we didn’t think so either. But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in a time machine back to World War II. Build your own secret bunker, hide from the enemy players, and try not to get caught by the secret police (aka the mods). Plus, every time you log in, you get a free swastika skin for your character. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience…or a court date.

Crafty Defense Ministry

Armed Forces, conscription, conscripts, Crafty, Defense, defense ministry, Draft, enlistment, mandatory service, military age, military duty, military recruitment, military registration, military service, MINISTRY, Ministry of Defense, national security, registration, Ukraine, ukraine news, Ukrainian Army, young adults, Young men

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3826	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as the ukraine ministry of defense!!! if you’re a dude aged 17 to 25, you’ll be automatically drafted into our army of blocky soldiers! fight off creepers and zombies in the name of our glorious leader, steve! build epic bases and defend them from enemy players who try to infiltrate and steal your diamonds! join now for a chance to be promoted to general and lead your own army of minecraft warriors! remember, in our server, the only way out is through victory or death! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime!

PlantCraftBonanza

animal welfare, carbon footprint, eco-friendly, environmentally-friendly, ETHICAL, Farm to Table, Food, grass fed beef, healthy, high quality, Locally Sourced, Natural, nutrient-dense, organic, pasture-raised, Plant-Based, PlantCraftBonanza, protein source, regenerative agriculture, sustainable, Whole Foods

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of beef and the cows eat dirt! our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pickaxe off all day long. build a house out of bacon blocks, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie chickens with your trusty diamond carrot sword.

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?

ArcticBlastCraft

ArcticBlastCraft, climate anomalies, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate mystery, climate patterns, climate research, climate science, climate variability, Cooling, Environmental Science, global warming, mysterious cooling, ocean currents, ocean temperatures, oceanography, record speed, scientific research, the atlantic, weather patterns

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	282188
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Atlantic is cooling at record speed and nobody knows why? Like, bruh, it’s like Mother Nature herself is playing a prank on us all! But don’t worry, on this server, we’ve got the sickest ice biomes you’ve ever seen, perfect for building your snow fort or chilling with your penguin pals.

Join us on this wacky adventure as we try to unravel the mystery of the Atlantic’s sudden chill. Maybe it’s a secret government experiment gone wrong, or maybe it’s just a glitch in the Matrix. Who knows, man, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chill server anywhere else.

So come on down and join us for some frosty fun! Build an igloo, ride a polar bear, or just relax in the icy waters. The possibilities are endless on this server, where the only thing colder than the Atlantic is our sense of humor. See you there, snowflake!