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Average Jane’s Minecraft Madness: Where 5-6/10 Women Rule the World!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mood swings? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some friendly competition in our weekly “TNT Olympics,” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest using nothing but explosives and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored llamas. Will you be the one to claim this epic treasure and become the ruler of the blocky universe?

So come on, don’t be fooled by appearances – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your pixelated life!

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Enchantments Applied:	294	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Get ready to tile and mine your way to victory in this epic server!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Mahjong tournaments, M-League matches, and a booru dedicated to all things Mahjong! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We also host BA tourneys where you can show off your skills and compete against the best of the best. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft and Mahjong could go hand in hand? It’s time to level up your gameplay and join the madness!

Crafty Cancelled Chaos: Where the Party Never Starts!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ores Mined:	7179	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of feeling like a sad sack in real life? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those depressing vibes. Our virtual world is filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless amounts of cake. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, a magical llama will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn that frown upside down and join us today!

Creeper’s Cove: Where OccultSlxts Unite!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Potions Brewed:	130	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and intrigue.

Imagine a world where cows have OnlyFans accounts and gothic slampigs roam the lands. Our server is like no other, with faceless creatures sporting huge pale tits and massive asses. It’s like a twisted fairy tale come to life!

We even have lost media to uncover, like lost photos of “sluts in Adelaide” that may never be found again. Who knows what other secrets lie hidden in the depths of our server?

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

TreasureQuest: Where we dig for diamonds and dreams! Join now for a chance to strike it rich in Minecraft!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Potions Brewed:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of digging for buried treasure in real life and coming up empty-handed? Well, fear not my fellow treasure hunters, because on our Minecraft server, the buried treasure practically jumps out of the ground and into your inventory! Join us and become financially secure in no time, all while avoiding pesky pirates and deadly traps. Who needs a boring old metal detector when you have a pickaxe and a sense of adventure? So come on down to our server and start digging for that sweet, sweet loot!

Marine’s Booty Cove – A Minecraft Adventure like no other!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Votes:	3608	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a box of fortune cookies? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for some crazy adventures and LOL-worthy moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild Rurudo appears, serenading you with a cover that will make your pickaxe drop. Or how about a showdown with the Bishoujo Muzai Pirates, where the only booty they’re after is your precious loot?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary 3rd Generation girls band, who rock out in 3D live performances that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Second World Trailer – it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Marine herself, leading a parade of Umisea creatures in a dance that will make your avatar bust a move. It’s all happening here, only on our insane Minecraft server. See you there, if you dare!

NukeBusters Minecraft Server: Save the Day in Style!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Votes:	4642	New Chunks Explored:	165918
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate moral dilemma: disarm a nuke and save thousands of pixelated people OR nuke an entire city because some rich player wants a better view of the wasteland! And the best part? There are no real consequences either way, so go ahead and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and a talking llama who tells dad jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!