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Bad Game, Good Server – Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mix of Minecraft and Devil May Cry on steroids!

Join us and experience epic battles with mobs that are straight out of a hack and slash game. Our high-level players will show you the ropes and have you feeling like a gaming god in no time.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive the intense challenges that await. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our world, come join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Lo u T hesz Minecraft SMP

Antonino Rocca, Antonio Inoki, big daddy, Billy Robinson, Buddy Rogers, Dory Funk Jr., El Santo, Freddie Blassie, Gene Kiniski, hesz, Jack Brisco, Karl Gotch, Kimura Masahiko, Lou Thesz, Masa Saito, Mil Mascaras, Minecraft, Rikidozan, smp, Stu Hart, The Destroyer, The Sheik, Verne Gagne

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	New Chunks Explored:	129481
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old players and same old builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can play alongside legendary wrestlers like Lou Thesz, The Rock, and even The Undertaker!

Imagine building your very own wrestling ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin as your neighbor, or going on epic mining adventures with Rey Mysterio and John Cena. And don’t even get us started on the PvP battles – can you take down Brock Lesnar in a fight to the death?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the wrestling madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Let’s get ready to mine!

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

4 years ago, 4plebs, Archive, blocks, Comment, Crafty, digital preservation, discussion, forum, historical record, internet culture, internet history, long tail tag, memory lane, Minecraft, old post, online conversation, past events, POL, Server, Thread, time capsule, Timestamp, web archive

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate milk!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city populated by friendly aliens who will trade you diamonds for space cookies! And every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and trees grow upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Holy Shit He Really The One Minecraft SMP

HOLY, Minecraft, Shit, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary player known only as “The One” who can build a dirt house faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Rumor has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for his loyal subjects. Want to join his feathered army and conquer the land? Just hop on our server and start recruiting your own army of poultry warriors.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and adventures await you in this wacky world.

BlockyCraft – modern Minecraft server

2024.., Achievement Diary, BlockyCraft, chat channel, Communication, curse of arrav, fart cc, future of osrs, Info, Minecraft, mobile anniversary update, MODERN, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, osg, Podcast, sam dhide, Server, skilling competition, spaghetti code, standings, TempleOSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure madness!

Join us for the Sam Dhide edition, where we discuss everything from spaghetti code to the future of OSRS while building epic structures in Minecraft. Who knew coding could be so entertaining?

Ever heard of The Curse of Arrav? Well, on our server, we’ve turned it into a hilarious mini-game where you have to escape the clutches of an evil spaghetti monster. And to celebrate our mobile anniversary, we’ve added a special update that lets you play Minecraft on your phone while fighting off hordes of angry meatballs.

Not sure what to do when you first join? Don’t worry, we’ve got quests and diaries to keep you entertained for hours. And if you ever need help, just hop on our chat channel, appropriately named “fart cc,” for some questionable advice.

But wait, there’s more! Join our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition where you can show off your Minecraft skills and compete for the coveted title of Skilling Champion. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might just find yourself face to face with a giant spaghetti monster ready to challenge you to a building contest.

HopOn /SMCI/ Minecraft SMP MondayBros

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Towns Built:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft SMP ever? Join us on /SMCI/ where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that on /SMCI/, diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly. Our players have built entire castles out of nothing but dirt and determination. The mobs are so friendly, they’ll even help you build a house if you ask nicely. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hidden in every corner of the map.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on /SMCI/ for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power! See you on Monday, bros!

Blocky Buddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel like a burden to anyone, not even to the creepers! Join us and leave all thoughts of self-harm behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be killing are zombies and skeletons.

We have a dedicated team of players ready to lift your spirits and show you that life is worth living, even in the darkest of caves. And if anyone tries to convince you otherwise, just remember that they’re probably just a catfish trying to steal your diamonds.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build a world where everyone is valued and no one has to face their struggles alone. Join us today and let’s craft a brighter future together!

The Movie Bob Is My Favorite Critic Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Animals Bred:	91

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the movie bob is our favorite critic! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect you from any creepers that come your way. – We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. – The only way to get diamonds on our server is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. – Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will help you with any issues you may encounter. They may spit at you, but it’s all in good fun. – Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momo’s Minecraft Server – Refreshing & Fun

Anime, character chemistry, charisma, Dandadan, Dynamic duo, endearing, Female lead, Female Protagonist, Fun, goofy, headstrong, highschool student, japanese animation, Manga, Mature, Minecraft, Momo Ayase, momos, multiple outfits, Okarun, Refreshing, relatable, Server, Shounen, strong female character, Stubborn

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1442	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is like a shounen anime come to life! Join us and experience the epic adventures of Momo, the fearless warrior with multiple outfits and a heart of gold. Watch as she teams up with Okarun to take on the biggest bosses and conquer the toughest challenges. With her relatable high school antics and mature apologies, Momo will steal your heart and keep you coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic shounen adventure in Minecraft history!

Ruins your comfy romcom Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of living in a boring romcom where everything is predictable and mushy? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll ruin that comfy bubble for you! With crazy pranks, unexpected twists, and wild adventures, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show behind the scenes. They’re always plotting something mischievous and you never know when they’ll strike next. But hey, who doesn’t love a good llama conspiracy, am I right?

Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs? Yeah, they’re a thing here. They soar through the sky, dropping random items and causing chaos wherever they go. It’s like a piggy parade, but with a lot more oinks and snorts.

So if you’re ready to say goodbye to your boring romcom life and hello to a world of insanity and laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!