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SolarionSMP: Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera! Join our java-tastic adult community today!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to Solarion SMP

About Us
We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!
Our Vision
Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include:
˚.⁀➷ Drop Heads – Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
˚.⁀➷ SinglePlayerSleep – Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
˚.⁀➷ Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
˚.⁀➷ DiscordSRV – Allows you to connect and interact with players in-game from Discord!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is Solarion SMP?	Solarion SMP is a whitelisted Survival Multiplayer server inspired by the Hermitcraft community. We aim to provide an inclusive environment for players to enjoy.
What version of Minecraft does Solarion SMP run on?	We operate on Java 1.20.4
What is the application process like?	The application process involves familiarizing yourself with our rules, providing insights into your motivations for joining, and joining our Discord for application submission.

Titcow’s Dream Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of not being able to tittyfuck a white titcow in real life? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild adventure where you can live out all your titcow tittyfucking fantasies in a safe and virtual environment. Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous opportunity to fulfill your wildest dreams!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your virtual life! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all experts in building pixelated statues of themselves. Want to ride a pig into battle? No problem! Our server has flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a bacon-powered superhero!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the bling bling you’ll have with those babies!

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us and experience the drama of a lifetime, just like the OP’s mom dealing with the tattoo dilemma. Will she finally get that tattoo of Matty at his wedding? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between Becky and Matty as their wedding plans go up in flames. Will they make it down the aisle or will it all go down in flames? Only on our server!

And don’t forget about the wild party that Becky is throwing instead of a wedding. It’s going to be a rager and you’re invited! Who needs a wedding when you can have a party, are we right?

So come join our server and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even make a new friend like OP did with Becky. Just remember, drama is guaranteed on our server!

NephewNoobZone

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Void Gems Collected:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s nephew? Look no further! Join our server for a truly twisted gaming experience.

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little bit of chaos and mystery. Just like how you can’t quite put your finger on what’s up with your wife’s nephew, you’ll never quite know what to expect on our server.

From strange interactions with other players to mind-boggling manipulations, our server will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we’ve got security cameras in place to catch all the crazy moments for your viewing pleasure.

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CraftyPride Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	504	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6110	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Ores Mined:	8971

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for adventure and shenanigans!

Join us and you can proudly say you have ridden a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of diamonds! Or maybe you’ll boast about the time you built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for that)!

So come on, join us and make memories that will have your fellow Minecrafters scratching their heads in disbelief!

BlockyBlunders: Job Interview Fails

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Potions Brewed:	99	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Have you ever accidentally turned your potential employer into a chicken in the middle of a job interview? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, that kind of chaos is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride where the only requirement for success is a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the unexpected. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a castle with a group of sentient llamas or engaging in a heated dance-off with a group of creepers. So if you’re ready to laugh your way to victory, come join us on our server and let the hilarity ensue!

TurdQuestMC

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

lol this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz we have a secret turd collection mini game where you gotta pick up over ten thousand turds just like a dog owner hahahaha. but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet rock breeding program where you can create your own army of indestructible rock minions to do your bidding. and if that’s not enough, we have a hidden underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons get down and boogie all night long. so come join us and experience the madness, you won’t regret it!

EpicFailCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mines Excavated:	2441

u know what u need when u fail? a minecraft server that will make u feel like a champion even when u suck at the game. come join our server where we give u magical powers to never fail again. we got unicorns flying around giving u good luck, we got diamonds raining from the sky, we got creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing u up. join now and feel like a winner, even if u keep falling in lava.

Hideout SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Void Gems Collected:	32
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to Hideout SMP! – the ultimate Minecraft 1.20.4 server for those who want a perfect mix of Survival multiplayer and minigames. Connect with us via the IP play.hideoutsmp.net and dive into a world full of adventure and fun!

Main features of our server:

Survival Multiplayer (SMP)

collaboration:Experience the true SMP feeling

Minigames

BedWars:Prove your tactical skills and work with your team, to destroy the opponents’ beds and be the last team left TNT Run: Show your speed and Endurance by running on disappearing blocks and trying to last player standing. Lobby Parkours: Test your jumping skills and navigate our challenging parkour courses to achieve the best time. KitPvP (coming soon): Prepare for intense PvP battles coming soon to our server.

Plugins and customizations

Essentials: All basic functions that enrich and improve the gaming experience.CraftBook: Use advanced mechanics and automation to optimize your buildings and machinesClansLite:Join forces with friends to form clans and work as a team to to overcome challenges together and increase your influence enlarge.HeadDrop: Secure the heads of your defeated opponents as trophies and proudly display your successes in your base.Lasso: Catch and transport animals easily and efficiently to expand your farms and enclosures.GrimAC: Enjoy a safe and fair gaming experience thanks to our advanced anti-cheat system.

Why Hideout SMP?Hideout SMPoffers a balanced mix of survival gameplay and Minigame action to ensure you always have something exciting to With a friendly community, regular events and a stable server environment, which is supported by carefully selected plugins supported, we offer you the ultimate Minecraft experience.Come join our growing community. Your adventures await you at Hideout SMP! Connect now at play.hideoutsmp.net.

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