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  • Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

    Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 1369
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 47

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences! Need help? Just remember to be “Friendly” in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread or face the wrath of the Linux gods!

    But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.

    Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?

    And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.

    Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!

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  • Serverggop Minecraft server

    Serverggop Minecraft server
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 1081
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 378 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Zombie Dances: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Emeralds Found: 1072

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  • Fall From Grace Minecraft Server

    Fall From Grace Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 2101
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

    Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers tell jokes. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

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  • MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

    MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 9848
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Ores Mined: 2928 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

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  • Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

    Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 2176
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!

    And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!

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  • FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 4455
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

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    Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

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  • /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 2550
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Ores Mined: 9239 Mines Excavated: 2971
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Farms Harvested: 373 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Potions Brewed: 39 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos, and moves for each character.

    But wait, there’s more! Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you are always matched with players of your skill level. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – our terminology and jargon guides will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where Minecraft meets Tekken 8 and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

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  • Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

    Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 3075
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

    When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

    And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!

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  • Wawa’s Gay Minecraft Server

    Wawa’s Gay Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 1926
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Farms Harvested: 878 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have white guys having gay sex at Wawa! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll come across on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground Wawa sex dungeon! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

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  • LLO RA MONO LLO RA Minecraft SMP

    LLO RA MONO LLO RA Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 4774
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 70

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because LLORA MONO LLORA is here to shake things up!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Banana, rumored to grant the player unlimited powers (and maybe even turn them into a monkey)!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs that can either be your greatest weapon or your worst nightmare.

    So what are you waiting for? Join LLORA MONO LLORA today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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