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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1820 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2372 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 8280 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 8165 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Votes: | 4588 |
WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU IN A FANCY BRITISH ACCENT! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE SUPERHEROES, BUT WITH MORE SPANDEX AND LESS CAPE!
SO WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS NAMED CLUCKINGTON? WHERE ELSE CAN YOU BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, ONLY TO HAVE IT ATTACKED BY A HORDE OF ZOMBIE COWS?
JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO INSANE, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN DO A BACKFLIP! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY SAID BACKFLIP)